(This post was published on April 1st and is of course a joke!)
Today we are presenting our latest innovation, which we have been working on for many years with renowned universities and climate researchers: The eBlockerOS Ad(d) Power Extension. Not just a normal charger, but a revolution to protect our environment and the climate.
Block trackers and save the environment!
When you use an eBlocker, it not only blocks ads and trackers, but will soon also use the released energy to charge your devices! In this article, we explain how Ad(d) Power works and how the new hardware uses the energy from ads and trackers to charge your phones, tablets and even laptops.
How Ad(d) Power works
Ad(d) Power uses an innovative technology to transfer a website’s entropy energy generated by blocking ads and trackers into electrical energy. This is done through a complex process that reduces the entropy of the general system, converting the released energy into electrical charge. This charge is then collected and stored in a battery-like module that is connected to eBlockerOS devices.
The more ads and trackers there are on a website, the more entropy is reduced and the more energy is released. This energy can then be used to charge your devices.
Advantages at a glance
The main advantages of Ad(d) Energy are the reduction of ads and trackers while at the same time using the energy released to charge your devices. This reduces the power consumption of your devices and protects the environment at the same time. A simple and effective contribution to climate protection, as no additional electricity is required.
Easy to use
Ad(d) Power can be used on all eBlockerOS devices and is simply connected via the IPv4/IPv6 Ethernet connection. All your devices that have an integrated accumulator, such as cell phones, tablets and laptops, are directly compatible (except vacuum cleaners and washing machines).
Once installed, the Ad(d) Power extension uses the energy of the blocked ads and trackers to charge the integrated NiMaMu high-performance battery. The more ads and trackers there are on a website, the more energy is released and the faster the battery is charged. This allows you to increase the energy efficiency of your devices and reduce their power consumption at the same time.
Scientific basis of Ad(d) Power
At its core, the science behind Ad(d) Power is based on thermodynamics and information theory. The entropy of a website is known to be reduced by blocking ads and trackers, which is a potential source of energy. By using Ad(d) Power, this potential energy is converted into electrical charge that can be used to charge devices. This makes it possible to make efficient use of the energy that would otherwise be lost, while at the same time protecting the environment.
Climate target achievement studies with eBlocker
Scientific studies show eBlockerOS with Ad(d) Power extension can easily achieve all climate targets by 2025 if all Germans use an eBlocker. So recommend eBlocker to your friends and acquaintances and order the Ad(d) Power extension today. You’ll soon be using the energy from ads and trackers for something good!
Technical Characteristics
eBlocker Ad(d) Power is based on the following technologies at its AI core:
- Entropy Reduction Modulator (ERM): The ERM is equipped with a revolutionary algorithm that maximizes entropy on websites by blocking ads and trackers in eBlocker Ad(d) Power. This leads to an efficient release of bound energy, which is then converted into charging power.
- Adsorption spectrometer: The adsorption spectrometer continuously analyzes the molecular structures of the blocked ads and optimizes the adsorption process to ensure maximum energy yield.
- Dynamic Entropy Regulator (DER): DER automatically adapts to the changing entropy values on websites and continuously optimizes the energy harvesting process. This ensures constant and reliable charging of the connected devices.
- Efficiency-enhancing antagonistic ad blocker (EeAAB): EeAAB mode not only blocks ads and trackers, but also uses an antagonistic mechanism in Ad(d) Power to maximize blocking efficiency and increase energy harvesting.
- Quantum Energy Capacitor (QEC): The QEC stores the harvested energy in a state-of-the-art capacitor system that condenses the energy into a quantum state to achieve maximum charge capacity while minimizing energy loss.
- Blockchain-based energy retracing: eBlocker Ad(d) Power features blockchain technology that makes it possible to seamlessly trace the origin and path of the energy generated from the website entropy to the charging of the device.
- Four-dimensional energy feedback: By integrating a fourth dimension into the energy feedback mechanism, eBlocker Ad(d) Power optimizes energy transfer and minimizes losses due to space-time curvature effects to ensure the highest possible efficiency.
Availability and prices
Large quantities of the Ad(d) Power extension are currently being manufactured by child labor in low-wage countries at dumping prices. As a non-profit project, we naturally pass on the savings in production directly to everyone:
- Ad(d) Power will come onto the market at a monthly price of just $4.01 (MSRP)
- The official launch is 4/1/225
The first devices are currently being sent to journalists and tech testers. Pre-sales will start shortly and you can still join the waiting list to be one of the first to protect the environment with Ad(d) Power:
Simply subscribe to our newsletter and we will inform you as soon as your Ad(d) Power extension is available in your region.
By the way: As a non-profit project, we appreciate every donation, no matter how small, so that we can continue to develop eBlockerOS (and the Ad(d) Power extension 😉) to make you happy. 🙏
Note & Disclaimer: This text and the illustrations shown may contain traces of AI-generated content. Marginal deviations from reality cannot be completely ruled out despite the most careful verification.
